I have "officially" been an adult for 24 years.
I admit that sometimes I feel old, but I don't usually feel like a "Grownup".
Maybe it's because I am the youngest person in my office. I dunno.
But this morning. . . .
After dropping my littles off to school, I was heading to work down a busy avenue.
Two tweeny girls were walking to school. I knew they were tweens because they were both dressed exactly alike -- and they obviously weren't sisters. I should say that they were both accessorized exactly alike, as they were wearing the requisite white-polo-khaki-pants uniform. They each wore pink hoodies, identical pink sketchers and carried identical Justin backpacks. They each wore their hair tied in a pink chongo on top of their heads. They walked with that self-conscious gait that tweens have. They were cute.
Then, one of them tosses her Red-Bull can on the ground.
Excuse me?
Were you born in a BARN?
Without thinking, I pulled my car into the median, rolled down the window, and in my best MOM voice, yelled:
"Sweetie! Pick up that can you dropped! Find a trash can and throw it away. I KNOW you know better."
Slightly chagrined, Tween picked it up. Good girl.
MOM voice said: "Thank you, honey. Have a good day, okay?"
It was a reminder that I am.
I am.
I am a GROWNUP.
Kids have to listen to me.
I can boss them around if I want.
All I have to do is use that voice that all my mom's friends used on me when I was a kid. Mrs. Klumb, Mrs. McHugh, Mrs. Kennedy, Mrs. Reeves. All the great ladies of my youth were with me as I gently but firmly corrected a young lady.
Sure, they can cuss & smoke and do rebellious things when I am not there. Sure, Tween might have tossed the can back on the ground as soon as I left.
But I am going to give her the benefit of the doubt.
She knows she has to listen to a grownup.
HA! You're right! You are so NOT mean! :)
ReplyDeleteI always see you on the comment page of BW and you invited me to your blog -
So here I am! :)
I'm now one of your "Followers".
I hope 'Anonymous' doesn't follow you here too!
Nice meeting you!
gabriele
Nice meeting you too gabriele! Welcome!
ReplyDeleteI do love the BW tho -- he's the personification of my inner mean girl.
Hello, ladies. Anon can suck it. :)
ReplyDelete@BW. Squeeee! I am SO EXCITED that you are following my blog! I totally have a web crush on you (a platonic one -- see previous post!)
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Anon can suck it.
Shut UP, Bitchy Waiter is following you!?!? I am salivating with jealousy! Girl, what did I MISS???
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, love this post. Yep, I've been there too. In fact, the first time was when I was 18. Man, did I feel old when my Mom's voice flew out of my mouth as I told one of my girls (I was a camp counselor at the time) that "having a bad day does not give you the right to make everyone else's day bad, too."
Sigh.
@ Alexa O -- I am SO SO SO excited about having you, BW & Annabel Manners as followers.
ReplyDeleteI really miss your frequent blogs, even tho I totally get the beginning-of-the-semester-single-working-mom time crunch.
I guess I am turning into a comedy blogger, although that wasn't necessarily the goal. I do love hearing that I'm funny tho.
I think you're getting funnier and funnier. And don't worry, there's lots of substance to your posts. Like the one about your kids at church--yes, funny, but also a true comment about life with kids.
ReplyDeleteI really, really miss my blog life. Not just writing, but also reading so many and commenting on them all. You're one of about three that I read regularly right now. I'm hoping to get back to it, but until winter break I'm sure I won't be at the summer time level. But maybe two posts a week when the semester settles in?
I'll consider myself as having "made it" when BW starts following me!
@ Alexa O -- U R funny!
ReplyDeleteI appreciate your insight -- I am still such a blog newbie. I think I've been bloggerbating a bit.
Come back when you are ready. Teaching is BEYOND hard -- my DH took on a class at the College this semester. It's taking up as much time as his full time job.