I was thinking of this discount shoe website I saw advertised that was sort of like a designer outlet with cheap prices. Couldn't think of it, so I googled "platform heels". Did you know there's such an animal as strippershoes[dot]com? Shit. I'm no help. Now if you want clunky healthcare-worker clogs, I'm your girl.
PS--Al's HILARIOUS. PPS--WTF? Platform heels? Really, Mary? You're making me look bad in my Asics and sweatpants;)
Drive to San Antonio and shop at DSW. Seriously, my feet hurt just looking at those shoes. I'm old now, therefore I give myself permission to wear flats ... mostly flip-flops. Hey, we live in a resort town don't we?
All the other kids with their pumped-up kicks
ReplyDeletewear the heels, wear the heels
'specially the zebras.
I wish I could help you, but I gave up wearing heels once the Army recruiter stopped harassing me.
Oh Al -- you crack me up!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of this discount shoe website I saw advertised that was sort of like a designer outlet with cheap prices. Couldn't think of it, so I googled "platform heels". Did you know there's such an animal as strippershoes[dot]com? Shit. I'm no help. Now if you want clunky healthcare-worker clogs, I'm your girl.
ReplyDeletePS--Al's HILARIOUS.
PPS--WTF? Platform heels? Really, Mary? You're making me look bad in my Asics and sweatpants;)
Drive to San Antonio and shop at DSW. Seriously, my feet hurt just looking at those shoes. I'm old now, therefore I give myself permission to wear flats ... mostly flip-flops. Hey, we live in a resort town don't we?
ReplyDeleteTorrid.com I buy a lot of mine there....well, maybe sometimes I do look like a stripper. :( Rachel B.
ReplyDeleteWHY AM I TOO FREAKISHLY TALL AND AWKWARD TO WEAR THESE? WHY? WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!!
ReplyDeleteSigh. I hate life.
DSW is what I would suggest as well.
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