About getting together on Easter -- I just can't.
I know it's been 2 months already. But it's too soon.
You ask WHY I won't just be seen with you socially. Well, my friends say that you aren't good for me. You cause bloating and sugar cravings and weak bones. I didn't want to hear it either, but there you go.
The sugar cravings are too your fault.
OK, so they haven't gone away in 2 months. That is completely beside the point.
It's not that I don't still love you. Want you. Crave you. I do. We both know it.
That's why I can't be with you at Easter. I know everyone else will be around. But you know what will happen. It will start out casual, but before you know it, you will be in my mouth and. . . .
STOP. I am NOT having this conversation with you.
Listen. If at six months I haven't seen the changes I need, I'll consider coming back to you.
But until then I just can't see you.
Please stop calling out to me when I see you in public. It's embarrassing.
Respect me, OK?
Fondly,
Mary
Bloating, sugar cravings, and weak bones!?
ReplyDeleteOh, my goodne....ohhh, crap!!!
I just snapped my femur.
Ow.
Hysterical! I'm taking out Coke and replacing it with candy, sugar, potatoes, breads, etc. you get the point....help!
ReplyDeleteYou are hilarious!
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