Saturday, February 9, 2013

I'm Not Gay, But. . .

Gabe has been on a well deserved vacation. 

He got to spend time with his lovely wife and gorgeous kiddos instead of his foul mouthed, sweaty clients.

He gave me homework, of course.

And I didn't do most of it, of course.  (Hello???  If I could work out on my own I wouldn't need Gabe!)

Because Gabe is on vacation, I had to turn to Vic.  Vic has a Transformation class at 5 am.  Or, as I like to call it:  THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

So I got up at 4:30 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT and snuck out of the house like a teenager going to a keg party full of college students.

Only there was no beer.

And no college students.

There WERE a couple of College professors.  (Holla Dr. T!)

Sleepy as I was, it was great to see my friends.  Mary, Carrie,  Tony, Anna, Jules. . . Fun people.  Doing abs.

So I started doing them too.

Then Kelley joined us.  She had on an ADORABLE pair of black & white swirly pattern capris. 

She muttered something about not being able to find anything else to wear, but I thought they were cute.

Vic had us do all kinds of squatty jumpy lungie owie things.  Lots of stick your butt out and get low-low-low-low kinda stuff.

Kelley's pants were distracting. 

So I kept looking at her butt.

And her butt?  Tight.  Firm.  Shapely. 

I didn't want to creep her out by looking at her butt, so I averted my eyes and they landed on Mary's butt. 

Tight.  Firm.  Shapely.

Dangit.  Look away!

Carrie.  Jules.  Anna.

Tight.  Round.  Defined.

Geesus.  What's gotten into me?

So I look for Tony.  I'll feel comfortable ogling him.

He's wearing baggy sweats.  Dammit Tony.

What can I say?  My friends have been working out with Vic and it shows. 

Clearly Vic is an ass man.  I didn't know I was too.


  1. You're a fuckin' trip!!! In case I haven't told you lately, I love the hell out of you!

  2. BAHAHA! You go on and look! I bet they're flattered! And if not...what the hell is wrong with them?

    1. Yeah -- they totally don't care. Except Tony. I think I creep him out a little.

  3. HAHAHAHAHA This is hysterical. I'd be flattered if someone was staring at my tight shapely butt durign a workout. Instead, I'm noticing the ones around me.

  4. Mary!! Girl, where have you been!? I miss you. =(

    I think about you every time I attempt to do a run. You are such an inspiration to me, and you keep me going, Girl! Thank you!

    Check in with us when you get a minute.


  5. I finish school in December. . and then I am COMING BACK!

  6. Mary!!!!

    I was going through some old posts, and reading the comments, and realized I haven't heard boo from you in AGES!! I just saw your last comment above from Sept. about school, so I'm expecting to see some posts in the near future. Hope all is well with you. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

  7. I'm not gay, but I'm okay with guys who are. Less competition.


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