Monday, May 28, 2012
Things I Can't Say on Facebook
I have to get these out or I will explode:
"Your son looks very handsome, but WTF is his date wearing?"
"She made you carry PARASOLS in her wedding? In 2012? That would pretty much end it for me. You are a good sport."
"You don't like Obama. I get it."
"You don't like George Bush. I get it."
"I am NOT sharing that shit"
"Why am I looking at a photo of your dinner AGAIN?"
"I agree that positive comments are nicer to read than negative comments, but you are WAY overdue to say something snarky. Your posts make me wanna puke."
"So you de-friend people just because they disagree with you? I disagree with you all the time. When I DON'T comment on your post? It's frequently because I disagree with it."
Your pregnancy was interesting for the first 13 months. Now? We're over it.
"You know, you are overdue to say something kind. You're being an asshole"
"I love to follow your fitness journey. But is that all you ever talk about? Geez mix it up, will ya?"
"Who are you again and why are you asking me to friend you?"
"Why did you post that self portrait? You are much better looking than that IRL."
Usually, I post my blogs on Facebook.
Not this one!