"For Heaven's Sake close your mouth when you chew!" says every mother everywhere.
"Why?" says every mouthy little brat.
"Because", replies mother patiently, "NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR FOOD".
Folks, mom is right.
No one wants to see your food.
Not even Facebook.
It's one thing to post a photo of a beautifully designed wedding cake, it's quite another to post that pic of sweet-potato-lentil stew you made. I know it's delicious. But it looks like vomit.
As a rule, food is not photogenic.
I know it looks pretty on Pinterest. So did the white manicure with purple dots. In real life? It looks like I've been playing with white-out and a sharpie.
I am happy to hear about your yummy food, I just don't care to see it. Especially things like biscuits & gravy, corned beef hash, bean & cheese chalupas, eggs sunny side up (gag), venison chili, tapioca pudding and peanut butter & jelly sandwiches.
The exception, of course, is a dipped Italian Beef from Portillos.
|This? Is friggin GORGEOUS|