Everyone liked the story about Paul pulling my pants down at mass so much, that I thought I would share another (true) wardrobe story with you.
One morning, as I was getting ready for the day, my collar was kinda wonky. So I asked Greg to straighten it for me.
Then I loaded the kiddos in the car & drove to their School. (Which, incidentally, happens to be at the same church where I mooned everyone).
My younger boy had to be walked to class, which is all the way in the back of the school.
I love that school. I have so many mom friends there.
As we were walking in, I saw Melissa. I had to stop & chat with her for a sec. Then I saw Cyndi. Had to talk to her. Monica came by to say hi and we chatted for a sec. Then I had to pop in to tell the Principal something. Olivia caught me on the way out of the Principal's office to give me the t-shirt that I paid for but hadn't picked up. Mary & her husband Terry were in the hallway -- they had just returned from Chicago and of course I HAD to know if they got to Portillos for an Italian Beef.
I ran into Sister in front of her classroom -- you are not allowed to walk by a nun without stopping to say hello.
Finally, my little one and I get to his classroom.
I put his lunch away, bend over to kiss him and start to leave.
I see Erika walking in with her little guy. I say "Hey girl!"
She says "Hi! Why is your blouse inside out?"
No wonder my collar was wonky.
When I asked my husband why he didn't tell me -- because he FIXED MY COLLAR, how could he not notice? -- he said "well I don't know anything about women's fashion."
Fashion? Are you kidding me? Do you really think that the in look for all of us plus size middle aged moms is wrong-side-out clothes? Cause we're making a statement, yo.
I'm going to go update my closet right now!