And someone gave you a generous gift certificate to a salon, what would you have done?
Toes -- obviously. My feet are so in need of a pedicure that I am snagging my sheets.
But what else?
Can't be hair, because I only trust Kasey with the Red.
I've never had that done.
Never had that done either.
I hear good things about both. I hear all the time about how WONDERFUL they are and how you FEEL SO GREAT afterwards and all I can think is:
Someone besides my husband or OB/GYN will be touching my fat and/or touching me in my girl parts.
Ummmm. . .No.
Yes I am an enlightened, fun, confident fat girl.
Yes I have lots (and lots) of wild before-I-met-my-husband stories.
No I don't want anyone touching me.
I have a space bubble.
Unless I married you or gave birth to you, you are not allowed in the bubble. (And if anyone knows a way to keep the people I gave birth to out of the bubble, I'd love to hear it.)