First, decide who you should vote for.
Second, go to a polling place. They are all over the place. If you aren't sure where to go, click here.
Third, show your ID to the old person sitting behind the table. I don't know why they are always old, but they always are. They are nice though. They will look you up. Then they will have you sign a paper saying that you are you. They will show you how to use whatever voting machine is at your particular polling location.
Fourth, enter the voting booth, read your options, select the best option.
If there is no best option, select the least horrible option.
PLEASE NOTE: You will have the option to vote all Republican or all Democrat. This is for stupid people. You are not stupid. I know, because you are reading my blog.
Fifth, cast your ballot.
Sixth: call your friend who always bitches about how lousy the government is.
Tell them to vote.
That is how to vote.