Sunday, October 10, 2010
In honor of my wedding anniversary. . . .
This photo was taken on October 10, 1992.
I used to keep it on my desk at my job in a staffing agency.
One day in 1999 an acquaintance came by for help with her resume.
Her: "Is this YOU?"
Me: "Yep." (Internal me: uhh. . .Duh. Of course it's me.)
Her: "Are you still married?"
Me: "Yes. We've been married about 7 years already." (Internal me: How many divorced people keep their wedding photos on their desks? Dumbshit.)
Her: "So that's your husband"
Me: "Yes" (Internal me: No -- that's the waiter. Cheezus.)
Her: "He's very good looking"
Me: "Thank you" (Internal me: Damn straight!)
Her: "I mean, he's really good looking"
Me: "Thank you" (Internal me: yeah -- you said that)
Her: "I mean. . . .I mean, he's SO good looking!"
Me: "Yes, he really is". (Internal me: WTF?)
Her: "I just can't get over how good looking he is. Not that your husband wouldn't be good looking. But he's really good looking"
Me: "Thanks. Very much. Now -- about your resume. . ." (Internal me: You think he's too good looking for me. OMG. You think I should be married to someone who looks like Louie Anderson. You are a real bitch).
I haven't seen her for several years. ..I kinda doubt she's reading my blog. But if I ever see her again, know what I'm gonna say?
Me: "After 18 years and 3 children he's still great looking. We still can't get enough of each other either. So suck it, bitch!"
If you see her, give her the message, willya?